Why I do what I do

First of all, you don’t need to be askin me why I do what I do.  Second of all, I do it for the money.  So shut up, unless you want to pay me.

Actually i do what I do because I feel that the world could learn something from me.  I love being the agent of dissemination.  I love spreading the vibe of good music, or maybe just the “good” vibe.

I critically analyze almost everything I do.  I am obsessed with finding the most efficient way.  I am constantly organizing and re-organizing errands and other facets of my life so as to make the whole machine run more smoothly, and sometimes am amazed at how FEW people actually think this way.  It makes so much sense, that if I were part of a government installation, I would make sure everyone for whom I was responsible knew and thought in a similar way.  (Would that make me a bad boss?  (Who cares?  I’d be THE BOSS))